Staples

What is it about free stuff that you might not even need? Why, it's free of course. Today is teacher appreciation day at Staples, apparently they have one every year. I'm assuming there's a discount, or just what they advertise as a "gift bag" for the first 100 teachers who show up. We know that all those worthless Hollywood stars get gift bags full of ridiculously expensive stuff. What would be in teachers' "swag bags?" Pencils, post-it notes, and who can ever have enough of those? Still, I'm curious (not to mention a hypocrite) and well, I am out of printer paper, and could use an 11 X 17 white board since I will be in two classes this year and don't want to carry the one I have from one classroom to the other, and they're selling it for $5. So, I'll show my teacher ID badge, and post-it notes, you're all mine.